Video games are so weird. Hey you just killed a giant goat man, have a pair of shoes you’re not intelligent enough to wear.

  • me: *sniffs air*
  • me: ah september
  • me: the time where bugs die
  • me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
  • me: aaah


LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

(via sacrismoon)

"I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?"

Neil Gaiman, A Study in Emerald (via satyanaas)

(Source: vanished, via blueboyinred)


People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

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Long ago, the Nations of Thedas lived together in kind of sort of not really harmony, then everything changed when the mages rebelled. Only the Heroes of games past could could stop this, but when the world needed the Warden and Hawke most, they vanished. Years passed, and Varric and I discovered the new hero, the Inquisitor. And although their skills are great, they have a long way before they’re ready to save anyone. But I believe, the Inquisitor could save the world.

(Source: maharielvhen, via mrhhappy)



a cop just threatened to shoot the livestream operator in the face please continue to boost the stream links all over so that these journalists life and death efforts reach as many people as possible

this happens at 1:04:15 in the stream. the officer threatening to shoot the reporter is apparently named captain todd

(Source: yungsnape, via cemeterytrash)


i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: wentzula, via blueboyinred)

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